Biscuit

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Biscuit is a goblin that was brought in by Bluntmunch to assist Kennet after the fall of the perimeter.<ref name=":1">10 new goblins include:

Group 1 – Tatty Bo Jangles, Bumcake, Bangnut, Humpydump, 1 Unnamed

Group 2 – Creamfilled, Kittycough, Fishmittens, Ramjam, Biscuit

The new goblins come in two groups– group 1 tried to invade when the perimeter went down and were deterred.  Group 2 were brought in by Bluntmunch and have worked with him before. - Excerpt from [8.a Spoilers] New Other Correspondance #1</ref>

Personality

She tends not to speak in complex sentences.<ref name=":0">“Her!” Biscuit chirped, pointing, looking up at Lucy, Avery, and Snowdrop with large eyes.

Pointing at Melissa.

“We found one, we got one!” Bangnut cheered.

Biscuit hopped and punched at the air, prancing because she couldn’t stay still.

"No,” Lucy said.

Biscuit collapsed.

“Bad idea.”

“But!” Biscuit cried out.

Lucy put her hands on her hips, but Biscuit didn’t tend to speak in more than one word and she didn’t break pattern here.

Biscuit drooped, face sagging, and paused, looking up at Avery with her best puppy dog eyes.  She was actually pretty good at it, especially for a goblin.

“Sorry,” Avery said.

Biscuit dropped her face until it was pressing against the gravel.  Then, slowly, she ground her face into the gravel, swishing it side ot side, fingers clawing at the finer grit beneath it.  She punched the ground.  Something between a tantrum and wallowing in abject misery. - Excerpt from One After Another 10.2</ref> Her driving ambition is to be a Todd, having a love of parties and debauchery.<ref>“Party!” Biscuit cheered.  “Love’m." - Excerpt from Summer Break 13.10</ref>

She is still young and set into a goblin mentality.<ref name="sw">“Up.  Let’s go.  Goblins?  Can you get this stuff back where it belongs, do you think?”

Biscuit was perched on Butty’s head, and gave Lucy a weirded out look.  “Or…”

“Swear you’ll try to find the obvious candidates.  Clothing store is a good bet.  Magazines too.  Swear you’ll give it back in as good a condition as you can manage, swear you’ll try to find the traps they set and disable them, and you can take the stuff that’s small and ambiguous.”

“Swear!” Biscuit chirped, touching forehead, crotch, nipple, nipple.  A few goblins mimed the action. - Excerpt from Fall Out 14.6</ref>

Relationships

Like many kennet goblins Biscuit is friends with Snowdrop.<ref>“The goblins mentioned to Snowdrop that Melissa’s hanging out with older teenagers and drinking.  Snowdrop told me.  It’s bad.  Not super urgent, but it’s bad.  Biscuit is over the moon.”
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Biscuit dropped her face until it was pressing against the gravel.  Then, slowly, she ground her face into the gravel, swishing it side to side, fingers clawing at the finer grit beneath it.  She punched the ground.  Something between a tantrum and wallowing in abject misery.

Peckersnot gave her a pat on the head.  Then Snowdrop picked her up.
[...]
Snowdrop, cradling the upset Biscuit, turned away, keeping Biscuit out of sight.  The other goblins lurked beneath a car. - Excerpt from One After Another 10.2</ref>

Jabber

As part of her Barney training she is regularly assigned to guide Jabber around.<ref name="hand"/>

Her and Cherrypop attempted to get Avery to complement the dolls butt.<ref>“Compliment…” Cherrypop hesitated, then, eyes wide, like she was a child who’d just seen Santa Claus, “compliment his butt.” - Excerpt from False Moves 12.10</ref>

Appearance

Biscuit is around the same size as Cherrypop and wears dolls clothes and make up, actually somewhat cute as goblins go.<ref>Toadswallow added, “Once the Barney sobers up, they don’t go back to whatever they were imbibing.  The Tod must find another.  Biscuit here wants to learn to become a Tod, so we’re looking.”

Biscuit was a goblin not all that much bigger than Cherrypop, and weirdly on the not-offensive-looking side of goblindom, with makeup on and clothes possibly stolen from dolls.  She looked pretty hyper at the prospect. - Excerpt from Shaking Hands 9.2</ref> Really built for climbing.<ref name="hand">“I won’t argue with John,” Matthew said.  “Jabber needs a handler.  If-”

“Biscuit,” Bluntmunch said.  “She’s training to manage a Barney, she should steer a Jabber.”

“Yes!” Biscuit cheered, voice small.  She climbed up Jabber to perch on his head.  Jabber rocked his head from side to side, and it was unclear if he was reacting to the stimulus, bouncing his head to a song only he could hear, or trying to shake her off.

“She’ll need help,” Bluntmunch said.  He looked over the goblins who’d attended the meeting.
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Bangnut was just a bit bigger than Biscuit and not equipped to climb in the same way. - Excerpt from Shaking Hands 9.5</ref> She keeps cookies in her hair.<ref>Biscuit reached into her hair and pulled out a cookie.  Avery saw something Verona didn’t, because she recoiled, and she flinched as Biscuit tossed it into Jabber’s gaping mouth.
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“Ottaborga!” Jabber exclaimed, making Verona wince.

The conversation died down noticeably.  There were some stifled laughs. - Excerpt from Shaking Hands 9.5</ref>

Abilities

She was trying to become a Todd and presumably is trying the train the requisite skills and lay her claws on the right items. At one point she wanted this to be Melissa but was refused.<ref name=":0" /> She has cookies, that those with the right Sight can identify, that can jumpstart people

Like many Others she has an instinct for innocence, this is supplamented with noticing the qualities she would look for in a barney.<ref name=":0"/> Climbs up objects and people a lot as a Todd she would likely need this to stay close to her barney charge.<ref name="sw"/>

Chronology

Before

Saw a fellow goblin with their Barney and decided to emulate them.

Return to Kennet

She helped out during the fight at the police station with the dopplegangers.<ref>- Excerpt from Shaking Hands 9.5</ref>

She was also present during the attack by the witch hunter, during her funeral Ramjam pledged to give alcohol to three impresionable teens to remember her legacy.<ref>“Any suggestions for Biscuit?” he asked, ignoring her.

“She wanted to be a Tod for a Barney.  That was a dream,” Ramjam said.  “Good dream from a good goblin.”

“Still a good goblin,” Biscuit interjected.

“I pledge,” Ramjam said.  “I’ll get booze to three impressionable youths.  Enough to get them drunk.  They’ll have fun.  Maybe they’ll be Barneys one day.”

“Hecking yeah!” Biscuit said, sitting up.  Snowdrop pushed her back down again.  “Can I die for real?  That’s great!”- Excerpt from One After Another 10.z</ref>

When the echos and wriaths invaded Kennet after Edith's arrest Biscuit passed a message to Sir Toadswallow about how emotionally vulnerable Matthew was.<ref>Biscuit stuck her hand in the air.  “Me!”

“Can you go find Toadswallow, let him know he needs to send someone to Matthew’s side?” Verona asked.  “That’s one dude who really doesn’t need to be alone right now.”- Excerpt from Dash to Pieces 11.5</ref>

She crawled inside Jabber and pretended to be him whilst Avery asked questions.<ref>She picked up Jabber from the bench, and his arms moved, legs kicking at air.  “Walla!”

And, twisting him around a bit, found Biscuit with her face pressed against Jabber’s armpit, traces of clay dust on her hair and face.- Excerpt from False Moves 12.10</ref> During the interrogation Avery asked her if she had any direct involvement with Edith, Maricica or Charles and she replied no.<ref>“Did you have any direct involvement with Edith, Maricica, or Charles, for any plans or agendas?” Avery asked.

“No.”
- Excerpt from False Moves 12.10</ref>

Was entrusted by Lucy to return items stolen by Kennet Undercity residents.<ref name="sw"/>

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