Butty McButtbutt

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Butty McButtbutt is the euphemistic name for a smooth Goblin that's found a home in Kennet.

Personality

Butty does not communicate making it hard to discern how his mind, such as it, works.

Relationships

Part of Bluntmunch's crew.

Description

Smooth and wrinkle free, a humanoid bean.<ref>He brought out a goblin, kicking, scrabbling and making sounds of protest, then held a calloused mitt to their mouth. The goblin was hairless, pear-shaped, alarmingly smooth, and wore frilly granny panties.

“You can call this one-”

“Mind your manners and keep it f’ing polite,” Toadswallow warned.

“-Butty McButtbutt,” Bluntmunch said, deadpan, and the expression on his twisted face made it look like he was dying inside. - Excerpt from Out on a Limb 3.6</ref> Wears some form of women's underwear in each of his appearances.

Abilities and Art

His body is frictionless and much of his combat style is based around using this.

He's known for making things explode violently and ugly, known for it in fact.<ref name=":1">“Butty’s thing.”

“The mayo bomb?”

“He’s a fester, you know. That’s what he does.”

“I’m not playing that game, Gash. I’ve been told he’s a bulge, a fester now, ummm, I think Cherry called him a boil. You guys make this up.”

“Exactly! Perfect, you’re not so dumb after all. That’s what he does. He takes all the ugly, all the mess, all the bile and crap and he concentrates it. Longer he waits and lets it sit before it goes pop, the better. Rest of the time, he’s just a greasy stain. He’d be good to have around if he wasn’t so shit.”

“He’s greasing the pole!” Nat exclaimed. “You’re greasing the pole we’re climbing by rubbing up on it like that, you–”

Butty, further down, giggled, until Nat jumped him, knocking him off the pole. She began pounding him. - Excerpt from Back Away 5.4</ref>

One of the biggest Goblins operating in Kennet.<ref>Goblins (In a rough descending order of size)

Butty McButtbutt: Obscene in his smoothness- 15.2 Spoilers, Keeping Tabs, Kennet</ref>

Chronology

Before the Story

Part of Bluntmunch's crew.

Was summoned to help for the fight against Zed.

Fall of the perimeter

Helped save Avery and a family of innocents from a bogeyman after Bristow's aware invaded Kennet by creating a jar of exploding mayonnaise.<ref>Just Gashwad, crawling over the man, and Butty, who held a plastic container of mayonnaise that was throbbing, frothing at the gap where lid met plastic jar.

Butty tossed the jar to Gashwad, who caught it and slammed it into the man’s mouth, giving the base of the jar a quick pat.

Which apparently set it off.  The contents detonated with an audible bang, and a froth of blood, mayonnaise, and other fluids geysered from his nose and the gap around his mouth where it didn’t form a seal around the bottle.  There was a shotgun geyser from his rear end too, but that was mostly blood, and so violent he didn’t really have a complete pelvis anymore.- Excerpt from Back Away 5.4</ref>

Post-Contest

Survived and stayed in Kennet with it's new status quo.

Trivia

• Butty's name appears to be a reference to "Boaty McBoatface", a proposed name for the ship RSS David Attenborough that became a meme in 2016.

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