Ramjam

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Ramjam is a goblin that was brought into Kennet by Bluntmunch after the fall of the perimeter.

Personality

He is rather simple and enjoys hitting things and girls.

Relationship

He admires Liberty and America Tedd.<ref>“Ramjam,” said a goblin who probably weighed about as much as a bowling ball, skinny, with a skull-like head and curling horns.  “I heard you met America Tedd.”

“Not a question,” Lucy said, “But yes.  Liberty too.”

“They’re so great,” Ramjam said.- Excerpt from Shaking Hands 9.2</ref> He is also friends with Snowdrop.<ref>“Don’t get Snowdrop to headbutt any nails, okay?  I don’t want you guys peer pressuring her into that.”

“That’d be funny.”

Avery put her hands on her hips.

“For a minute.  Then it would be sad,” Ramjam said.

“For way longer than a minute,” Avery said, looking back Lucy’s way.

“Snowdrop’s great,” Ramjam said.- Excerpt from Shaking Hands 9.11</ref>

Appearance

Ramjam is thin with a skull like head with horns atop it, he wears shorts and a single sock and comes up to Avery's hip when standing up right.<ref>It was Ramjam, the goblin with a gaunt, skull-like head and spiraling ram’s horns that stuck out to either side.  He looked more like a little demon than anything, honestly, and only the child-size shorts and lone sock he wore made him appear more ‘goblin’.  He only came up to Avery’s hip when standing straight, and his head and horns were heavy enough he rarely stood straight.- Excerpt from Shaking Hands 9.11</ref>

Abilities

He is skilled with spit and nails. <ref>“What about you, Ramjam?  Help us out?  We could use some of that nails and spit.  Bit of goblinstuff.”

“Nails and spit is my thing!  One of my things!  I like smashing stuff!”

“We know.  So can you help us with your thing?  As your gift to us?” Lucy asked.

“And headbutting stuff!  You can break stuff with headbutts and fix it with nails and spit!”- Excerpt from Dash to Pieces 11.12</ref>

He's read a teen advice magazine<ref>Ramjam sat happily inside, paging through a waterlogged teen fashion and advice magazine with wavy pages.- Excerpt from Summer Break 13.4</ref> and learnt many secrets from it.<ref>“I didn’t know a douche was actually a thing!” Ramjam whispered, excited.  “I thought it was a weapon all this time.”- Excerpt from Summer Break 13.4</ref>

Chronology

During the funeral for Fishmittens, Humpydump, Bumcake, Biscuit and Creamfilled he promised to give alcohol to teens in honour of Biscuit.

He later helped the trio build shrines for the spirits they captured and helped defend them against a wraith.

When the trio were preparing to confront Maricica he helped them by goblinifying their equipment.<ref>“Will you help, then?” Snowdrop asked.

“Uhhhh!” Ramjam replied.  “With what!?”

“The nails and spit?”

“What nails and spit?  Where?  If you see something with a lot of nails and spit in it, it’s probably my work!”

“No,” Lucy said.  “We’d like you to apply nails and spit.  Goblinify some gear for us.”- Excerpt from Dash to Pieces 11.12</ref>

Tatty paid him to spy on Mrs. Schaff, somethings he kept doing even after their mission was over.<ref>“What are you up to, Ramjam?” Lucy asked.

“Hi! I’m standing watch! Tatty’s paying me!”

“Mrs. Schaff is off limits, Ramjam.”

“I know! But Tatty said she’d pay if we kept watch and took notes, and she didn’t take back the offer! I can get money to spend on things for people for Christmas! It’s great!”- Excerpt from Crossed with Silver 19.15</ref>

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