Editing Goblin (section)

===Less Notable Goblins===

*Arsepint<ref>[[Interlude 1]]</ref>
*Screwloose and Douchegargler<ref>“I’m short my best goblin,” Maggie said.  “The ones I do have are the most minor sort of gremlin.”<br><br>“Just add water?” I asked.<br><br>“No.  Dismantlers, trapmakers,” she said.  She showed me the folded paper slips.  Each one had what I might have assumed was a sun scrawled on it, along with goblin names and basic labels.  I belatedly realized the suns were supposed to be mechanical gears.<br><br>Screwloose and Douchegargler.  Labeled junkyard dog one and junkyard dog two, respectively.<br><br>“Traps are good,” I said.  “Can we put them to work?”<br><br>“They’re kind of what you might call ‘mad dog’ goblins.  See?  Written right there.  Junkyard dogs.  In practice, they’re sort of like the subhuman we just dealt with.  You sic them on something, they do their work, then they’re ''gone''.  You don’t rein them back in without a lot of trouble.” - [https://pactwebserial.wordpress.com/2014/05/15/subordination-6-8/ Excerpt] from [[Subordination 6.8]]</ref><ref>It was the size of a chimp, roughly as hairy, but less consistently hairy, with a receding hairline and thick body hair.  Its feet and hands were clawed, and it had no tail.  The macabre overbite showed off an uneven row of fangs.<br><br>What was eerie was how it had decorated itself.  It wore a makeshift monocle that wasn’t round, but held in place by points of glass that punctured its eye socket.  Its genitalia was decorated, pushed through a series of washers and wound up by wires that bent it into some grotesque art piece.<br>[...]<br>Sunglasses was fixated on the other of the two little monsters, which was assaulting the youngest of the two girls.  That one was female, potbellied, just as hairy, but similarly decorated.  It carried a makeshift backpack and wore a collar and a self-inflicted two-way wedgie with a single length of rusty chain welded to a collar. - [https://pactwebserial.wordpress.com/2014/05/24/subordination-6-12-2/ Excerpt] from [[Subordination 6.12]]</ref>
*Scuzzwick<ref>One piece of knowledge Buttsack had picked up had been from a scrawny little bitch of a goblin that called itself Scuzzwick. - [https://pactwebserial.wordpress.com/category/story/arc-8-signature/8-01/ Excerpt] from [[Signature 8.1]]</ref>
*Arsedrip<ref>“Arsedrip!” Buttsack shouted, loud enough to startle her.  “Up there, go!”<br>[...]<br>“You’ll feed the birds to cats and the cats to dogs and so on, until my genitals are shit nine times over,” Arsedrip said, “Am I on the right track?”<br>[...]<br>Arsedrip ran past her, forward, further up the street. - [https://pactwebserial.wordpress.com/category/story/arc-8-signature/8-03/ Excerpt] from [[Signature 8.3]]</ref>
*Cumnugget<ref>“Cumnugget, you- yeah, just like that!  Nice and thick!<br>[...]<br>“Can’t stop her reading, but we can make someone else stop the little bitch from ''walking''.  Good enough.  Um, um.  Hey, Cumnugget!  Get over here!  Even half a brain can help brainstorm!”<br>[...]<br>“Wait, wait,” Cumnugget said.  “Why can’t ''I'' attack her?  I didn’t swear nothing.”<br>[...]<br>“What if we get some jerkbutt that didn’t swear nothing?” Cumnugget asked.  “Who isn’t playing the game?”<br>[...]<br>Cumnugget was here with the other goblins in tow. - [https://pactwebserial.wordpress.com/category/story/arc-8-signature/8-03/ Excerpt] from [[Signature 8.3]]</ref>
*Peckerbottom<ref name=":4">“Deal with it!” Mags said.  “Peckerbottom, I bind you.  You know the drill, standard rules.”<br>[...]<br>“I’ve bound these little twits at ''least'' three times already.  Same rules every time.  If they can break the binding, I’ll be surprised.  Snotwit, I bind you.  You know how this works.”<br>[...]<br>“Spunkyfeets, Pissgag, Cuntwhistle, Stump, I bind you.  Stop whining and get to your feet.” - [https://pactwebserial.wordpress.com/2015/02/10/judgment-16-6/ Excerpt] from [[Judgment 16.6]]</ref>
*Snotwit<ref name=":4" />
*Pissgag<ref name=":4" />
*Spunkyfeets<ref name=":4" />
*Cuntwhistle<ref name=":4" />
*Stump<ref name=":4" />
*Wangarang<ref name=":5">“You said stupid twice, stupid!” Wangarang jeered.<br><br>Tatty gave him one last kick, then snarled and went after Wangarang.<br><br>The kick dislodged him, tearing skin from tree.  He collapsed, huffing for breath, then climbed to his feet as two more goblins drew closer.  Willydew and Bumcake. - [https://palewebserial.wordpress.com/2020/10/24/back-away-5-d/ Excerpt] from [[Back Away 5.d]]</ref>
*Willydew<ref name=":5" />
*Pustulebottom<ref>The goblin giving the order was a woman, head like an unpopped zit with features molded into it, hair purple, clothing purple, and it was very clear she stood above a lot of the rest, because she’d been able to pick and choose trash until she had that color scheme.  It didn’t suit her.<br>[...]<br>The goblin lady in purple gave them the finger, grabbed her forearm in a deathgrip, and squeezed flesh and blood upward, so the hand and then the finger swelled, big, disgorged and purple.<br>[...]<br>“Me!  I picked him!  This is my victory!” the goblin in purple cried out.  “Yay, Pustulebottom!  Yay!”<br>[...]<br>“You want a name?” she asked, clearly dissatisfied.<br><br>He nodded.<br><br>“Then I’ll call you-” - [https://palewebserial.wordpress.com/2021/04/17/one-after-another-10-e/ Excerpt] from [[One After Another 10.e]]</ref>
*Skullcrap<ref>Sure enough, Liberty had sent Avery a short video of her secretary and official bone polisher, titled ‘show Snowdrop’.  Skullcrap wore a skull over his head, with a few skull stickers on it, and danced, shaking and smacking his ass for the camera. - [https://palewebserial.wordpress.com/2021/10/05/fall-out-14-1/ Excerpt] from [[Fall Out 14.1]]</ref>
*Shitface<ref>“Hair of the dog for some fightin’ fury?” Biscuit asked.  “Never made it but I could.  Time Travel Juice?  Even our ol’ goblin gangboss Shitface couldn’t make that one, but I could try!” - [https://palewebserial.wordpress.com/2021/12/21/left-in-the-dust-16-4/ Excerpt] from [[Left in the Dust 16.4]]</ref>
*[[Flopsy]]
*[[Giggleberries]]
*[[Shocktease]]
*[[Sproghog]]
*[[Lewdtube]]
*Smudge Eater<ref>“They’re planning on calling in a pretty big goblin.  It could be one of three.  One likes to come out or be summoned at night, one needs a certain offering to eat and that has to be a pain to acquire, and one’s pretty vicious… she’d need to protect herself.”<br>[...]<br>“I was hoping to see some clues.  If all the curtains were drawn or something.”<br>[...]<br>“If they start preparing as it gets dark, the goblins can alert me and you guys it’s probably Smudge Eater." - [https://palewebserial.wordpress.com/2022/04/30/wild-abandon-18-6/ Excerpt] from [[Wild Abandon 18.6]]</ref>
*Footrub<ref name="candlesticklicker">“Okay, let me sort out my own crap, I’ve got to pick some goblins to bring inside.  I think I’ll skip Footrub in that case.  Sorry Footy.  Not with my friends.  Ummmm… Hamcandle, Clownstick.  And Windowlicker, you got me the message, right?”<br>[...]<br>The goblin Windowlicker was licking the front surface of the oven.  Liberty looked down, watching him for a moment.  Hamcandle and Clownstick were a piggish and clown-painted goblin, lingering behind and acting a bit bashful, taking in the surroundings. - [https://palewebserial.wordpress.com/2022/10/10/in-absentia-21-2/ Excerpt] from [[In Absentia 21.2]]</ref>
*Hamcandle<ref name="candlesticklicker"/>
*Clownstick<ref name="candlesticklicker"/>
*Windowlicker<ref name="candlesticklicker"/>
*Shithit the superfans<ref>Liberty grabbed up a pair of female goblins and tossed them toward Lucy.  “Shithit the superfans!  Weapon bind!”<br><br>They changed.  Lucy caught them, stuck them in her armpits to hold them, and got a better grip on the handles.  She flicked them out to full fan breadth.  Each was about as along as her forearm to fingertip, forming a half circle that had a margarita-salt style crust at the ends, of broken glass.  Metal bars gave it some rigidity and strength.  The paper between the bars had pictures of America and Liberty.<br>[...]<br>One of her fans had turned back into a goblin.  The goblin superfan of Liberty with hair in a row of ponytails looked up from where Lucy had dropped her.<br>[...]<br>“Hey, hey,” one of the fans called up, a tatty-sized goblin.  Where the other goblin had had a mohawk of ponytails, this one had them going the other way, from ear to ear.  She looked up at Lucy with large eyes, tugging on Lucy’s jeans.  “We almost got ‘er!  So good!” - [https://palewebserial.wordpress.com/2022/10/15/in-absentia-21-4/ Excerpt] from [[In Absentia 21.4]]</ref>
*Rudelube<ref>“Here, Snow,” Liberty said.  She bent down and picked up Rudelube.  “He’ll help you find the right goblins to talk to, for when you’re setting out.  Be careful.  This end of Ontario, east of some real Abyssal shit, the Redcap Queen’s whole thing with goblins, you have to be careful.  Goblins are easily molded, and there’s some nasty molding happening here.” - [https://palewebserial.wordpress.com/2022/10/15/in-absentia-21-4/ Excerpt] from [[In Absentia 21.4]]</ref>
*Clambeard<ref name="deadgobs">“Uh- right!  We’ll do the same for Butty and his McButtbuckler, Clambeard’s clamshears, Gapwhap’s clapslapper, Bitchhiker’s bitchstriker, Nubchub’s Grubclub, and Bald Bishop’s Massturbator,” Tatty said.<br>[...]<br>“Clambeard,” Lucy said.  “You ran a good market stall, you came here to fight.  That’s goblin ''class''.”<br><br>“Bald Bishop, didn’t know you, but you have- had a cool schtick,” Verona said. - [https://palewebserial.wordpress.com/2023/04/22/finish-off-24-1/ Excerpt] from [[Finish Off 24.1]]</ref>
*Gapwhap<ref name="deadgobs"/>
*Bitchhiker<ref name="deadgobs"/>
*Nubchub<ref name="deadgobs"/>
*Bald Bishop<ref name="deadgobs"/>